Chronicles of Mz.FRANtastik

I always like to blog about outlandish, yet practical gifts during the holiday season. These items may seem craze, but they actually sell them!!

Here's a few to get started on and I will continue to blog more as the days go by.

Mute Mic for the Nintendo Wii

Got the joy of song in your heart, but the family and friends don't appreciate your vocal talent? Ignore the critics with the Mute Mic for the Nintendo Wii. The space-age foam cup surrounding the microphone head absorbs all vibration, allowing you to flex the golden pipes without having to hear from the unappreciative groundlings in the room.

*Purchase here*

ANTI-THEFT LUNCH BAGS

Tired of having your food stolen by sticky-fingered coworkers or roommates? Bullies taking your kids lunch? Well if so worry no more! Anti-theft Lunch Bags are sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your freshly prepared lunch look spoiled. Dont suffer the injustice of having your sandwich stolen again! Protect your lunch with Anti-Theft Lunch Bags!

Made out of food-safe reusable and recyclable LDPE and are sandwich size. 25 bags per box.

*Purchase here*

2010 Bubble Calendar

Our dreams have been answered! A poster-sized calendar with a bubble to pop every day, it puts our love of popping sheets of plastic bubbles to a useful purpose: counting down the days until I leave my crummy boyfriend.

The calendar is fully functional, with days of the week and all major U.S. holidays marked and weekends bolded for easy reference. The calendars make a big statement at 48" tall x 18" wide.

The Bubble Calendar is appropriate for any design (and fun) conscious home or office. Just make sure that jealous friends and co-workers don't pop your bubbles!

Bubble Calendar is also perfect gift for that obsessive person in your life… as long as they don't pop the whole year the first day!

Printed on heavy 100lb glossy cover stock. Handmade in Brooklyn, USA.

*Purchase here*